Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Memo to Nora:

I've pretty much reached my vomit limit for the day. There's only so much a woman can take, you know? I know you're just a baby so you don't know about my desert-induced dry skin. See, I can't take more than one shower a day or else my skin will dry up and pop off. I have already showered today, so if you don't want a mommy who smells like rotten milk, please keep your stomach contents to yourself.

Thank you,

Your Mother.


Bluebell said...

We need more pictures of our niece around here!! Please.

Allison said...

The fire-hose of milk is never nice.

Amy said...

You are so good at being funny!

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