Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Memo to Nora:

I've pretty much reached my vomit limit for the day. There's only so much a woman can take, you know? I know you're just a baby so you don't know about my desert-induced dry skin. See, I can't take more than one shower a day or else my skin will dry up and pop off. I have already showered today, so if you don't want a mommy who smells like rotten milk, please keep your stomach contents to yourself.

Thank you,

Your Mother.

3 comments:

Bluebell said...

We need more pictures of our niece around here!! Please.

Allison said...

The fire-hose of milk is never nice.

Amy said...

You are so good at being funny!

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