I know you just moved in, and I want us to be friends, but there are a few things you should know about us.
- We sort of hate small yapper-type dogs, of which you have three. That's fine for you, but when you let them out to yap for 30 minutes at 5 am, it's a little bit much.
- We have a shotgun in our room, there is a clear view from our room into your backyard, and my husband is a very good shot.
- I have a reputation for being a little bit irrational when I am woken up at irrational times.
- My husband is pretty suggestible when he is woken up at irrational times. Anything to make the noise stop, if you catch my meaning.
Sincerely,
Your neighbors
5 comments:
love this post! i can relate.
What lucky neighbors you have... :)
Can we borrow tyler and his gun at 5am one morning?
That was so funny I read it out loud at work!
Do your neighbors read your blog? I hope so.
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