As we wake up this morning, Tyler says to me, "What did you say to me last night?" "When?" I ask. "When you were wandering around aimlessly looking for the bathroom" (Side note: when I woke up this morning, I took mental stock of the night and congratulated myself for spending the whole night in bed.)
"When did this happen?"
"Around midnight, when I was getting ready to go to bed. You walked out and looked like you were confused. I asked if you were alright and you said you were looking for the bathroom. I said that you missed it. You turned around and went back into the bedroom. I said you missed it again and you turned around and gestured with your hand and mumbled something about an angry bathroom, went into the bathroom, used it, and then went to bed."
By this point I'm laughing really hard.
"You were asleep within two seconds."
Yeah, I have no memory of that.