One of my patients at work started talking to me about birth order and the Bible. I'm not sure why... as far as I can remember, she told me that she was from California, and I asked what part, and she said that she was from Ojai, which is sort of near Santa Barbara, which is where I went to school for 2 years. She said her daughter still lived there and that she home schooled her kids. I said I could never home school, not because I don't want to, but because I'm fairly sure that Lillian and I would just fight and that she benefits from the peer pressure of all the other kids. So she started in on birth order and personality traits according to the Bible.
Apparently, the oldest child is supposed to be very controlling and bossy. I don't want to point any fingers, but my oldest sister's job title is Controller. Just saying. It's not that Lillian is bossy, she just refuses to be bossed. She is the boss of herself, and that is final.
The second child is supposed to be very eager to please and sweet. This fits Nora perfectly. She is naughty sometimes, but mostly I just want to squeeze her until her head pops off because she is so cute and sweet.
For these first two, she kept coming back to the example of Jacob and Esau. Which, I'm confused about... was Esau controlling? Was Jacob sweet? At face value, I would say that Esau was greedy and that Jacob was tricky. But, she was so sure of herself, she might as well have said, "The second child is always sweet, like Jacob. QED."
Moving on. The third child is supposed to be "happy-go-lucky." Anyone who has met Ethan knows that this description is the exact opposite of him. He is not happy or go-lucky. He mostly cries a lot. I keep reminding myself that he probably won't cry forever, but some days... Our conversation got cut short by my Ascom phone beeping, so I didn't get the chance to hear the Biblical evidence for that one. Any ideas?